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When can you count on a hamburger from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency? When the chips are down!

What system do they teach in Hamburger from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What system do they teach in Hamburger High's math courses? The meatric system, silly!

What song do burgers sing on the from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What song do burgers sing on the job? Gristle While You Work!

What oldtime song is the burgers favouriteHammy from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What old-time song is the burgers' favourite? 'Hammy' - as sung by Al Jolson!

What kind of girl does a hamburger from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What kind of girl does a hamburger like? Any girl named Patty!

What kind of company is a hours from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint? Fry-by-night!

What kind of baseball do burgers playKetchup from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What kind of baseball do burgers play? Ketchup baseball!

What kind of a pitch did Sandy from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What kind of a pitch did Sandy Koufax of the old Burger-lyn Dodgers have? A fastball - a sizzler.

What is the hamburgers mottoIf at first from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What is the hamburgers' motto? If at first you don't succeed, fry, fry again!

What is the hamburgers most familiar songHome from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What is the hamburgers' most familiar song? 'Home on the Range'!

What is a hamburgers favourite storyHansel and from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What is a hamburger's favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!

What happens when two burgers fall in from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What happens when two burgers fall in love? They live together in holy meatrimony!

What great song is associated with hamburgers from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? 'Steak Me Out to the Ballgame'!

What famous movie did the hamburger meat from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

What do you use to determine if from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What do you use to determine if a refrigerated burger is cold enough? A thermomeater!

What do they say about the noise from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What do they say about the noise at the Burger Land Super Bowl? It's PAN-demonium!

What do they call a meeting among from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

What do some people have against cheeseburgersThey from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What do some people have against cheeseburgers? They say, 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

What do some burger eaters haveA Hardee from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What do some burger eaters have? A Hardee appetite!

What do hamburger workers say on Monday from Flashcomment Burger jokes Jokes
What do hamburger workers say on Monday morning? Well, it's back to the old grind!